The word of the Creator?

When Hubble discovered the universe was expanding, scientists took the obvious step of projecting back in time and saying the universe must have once been infinitesimally small. For a long time it was an unproven theory, but then, by accident, we discovered the cosmic background radiation, the fingerprints of the ‘big bang’

The cosmic background is not totally even, the temperature varies minutely. What could cause that? Is it just some random effect or is it some resonance of the big bang itself.

Perhaps it is the fingerprint, or rather the voice print or resonance of the last words of the creator. Of course we would not find the whole sentence, only the trailing end of it after the bang had happened.

No-one so far has looked for this but if they do, what might they find?

If we find ‘-t’, maybe the word of the creator was ‘Start’, or perhaps “Tut-tut”
If we find ‘-in’ perhaps it was ‘Begin’
If we find ‘-ang’, perhaps its the tail end of ‘let’s have a big bang’
Or, just maybe it’s ‘-om’, in which case, perhaps the big bang was an accident and we are just hearing the tail end of the warning “It’s a bomb.” cried out in some other universe.

Editor’s note: The above assumes that the creator was a native speaker of modern English, probably white and, of course, protestant. This is entirely consistent with current theories about the creation of the universe, our world and US.

Editor’s editor’s note: Not to be taken seriously.

Authored by: writeradmin; Last updated: 2019-06-27T12:12:07(UTC)